February 2012
Admit it, girl.
heartmeanseverythiiing:
You don’t want him talking to her because you know she’s pretty, you’re scared that she might be more of his type, you’re assuming that he’ll lose feelings for you & gain them for her, you’re thinking that when he’s not talking to you, he’s talking to her. You dislike how when you guys have problems, he’ll run to her, tell her & she’ll seem to understand him...
Kid: why do we have to learn this
Math teacher: because fuck you
channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
me: ok
thedailywhat:
In Case You Missed It of the Day: Speaking of which, Amy Poehler returned to Saturday Night Live last night to reunite with former Weekend Update co-host Seth Meyers for a special birth-control segment of “Really?!?” which delved into all the wacky, anachronistic mishegas the Republicans were up to this week.
On the one hand, I hope Amy returns to Weekend Update more often. On...
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