gabeezy: realcertified: audreylyn: nopreshyr: LMFAO <3 LMFAO made my day … “Chest Work, Bench Press, Chicken Nuggets Nigga!” LMFAO! The top of my mouth is hot… HOT POCKETS, NIGGA. hahahahha
breezygbaby: If people didn’t have a high expectation there’d be less heart breaks. We get that perfect image stuck in our head that we start believe that’s what reality is going to give us. Stories and movies are so far from what reality is actually like that we start wishing our life was like that. When we experience the least than the expected we feel let down.
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
My mom told me to wrap the Christmas presents.